Peak Slytherin is, when you can verbally obliterate your enemy but get anxiety when it comes to ordering food from a complete stranger.
Peak Slytherin is, when you over think something so much you don’t even realise that you are talking out loud until someone stares at you weirdly because you just yelled at thin air to shut the fuck up.
Peak Slytherin is, when you can multitask a thousand things and still fuck up a simple task such as drinking water.
Peak Slytherin is, being so dubious and scientific that you can get all the research done in one night and still not do do it b ed cause you can’t see a good enough reason to do it.
I am known for reading a book, listening to an audio book, watching a movie AND drawing at the same time but i swear to christ all the cups in my house are traitors because i spill everything i drink e v e r y. S i n g l e. T i m e
newt: *telling the salamander eyes story*
rolf: oh my god grandad you’re such a dork
years later
rolf @ luna: you know your eyes really are…
cuteeeee!!!! 💛💛💛💛
dating an introvert is flattering, someone who is quiet wants to tell me every thing; when it’s just the two of us, it’s like a whole different world nobody else gets to experience
and to think he chose me to enter his world, and only me
“If I am silent it’s because there is thunder inside me. Or I’m just chillin, it depends. May the odds be ever in your favour.”— An Introvert
“I feel like sometimes I’m in my own little world. And you’re always next to me. And I don’t know how you do it but, you understand me.”— Slytherin to Hufflepuff
May you find exactly what you want at the thrift shop, in your price range, next time you’re there.
can’t pass up this kinda karma
and in your size
definitely cant pass it up now jeez
Oh god plz
(via sulfur)
life rules
- you are never as awkward as you think you are
- you are never as annoying as you think you are
- you are never as boring as you think you are
- your compliments are never as creepy as you think they are
- you are way more wanted than you give yourself credit for
- chin up, dude
(via socialanxietyisabitch)
(via canttalkblueonly)